Monday, March 20, 2017

Monday evening news


If you're reading this, it means I'm putting off my essay for polisci, due Thursday.

Here's the news:

New Deal Demoncrat - weekly indicators. Nothing to worry about, buy SPY. Oh wait, you're already doing that because the magical Muslim negro is out of the White House, right?

Calculated Risk - comments on Feb housing starts. Nothing to worry about, buy SPY. Oh wait, you're already doing that because Trump is going to make America great again.

New Deal Demoncrat - real retail sales and the 2017 outlook. Nothing to worry about, buy SPY. Oh wait, you're already doing that because the US economy always does so well under Republicans.

FT Alphaville - China DOOOOOM. Nothing to worr... wait, what? Oh, turns out it's just some fucktard from a minor investment house predicting China DOOOOOM again. They haven't gotten it right before.

Brad DeLong - hey, what happened to Trump's infrastructure push? Turns out it didn't exist. Go ahead and sell commodities & construction now, and let the Republican Trumptards be the ones left holding the bag.


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