The Reformed Borker (Bork Bork Bork!) - trade war.
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But this bit:
Needless to say, markets hate this idea, because it’s dumb, and the Dow Jones immediately vomited up 500 points as the impromptu declaration was made in front of an audience of steel CEOs.is probably the part that the press should have been telling you, but which they haven't.
Thus, fear bullshit.