Wednesday, April 25, 2018
All is not lost for John McAfee
If you don't remember, anal-application-of-synthetic-stimulants pioneer John McAfee offered to eat his own dick on national TV if Bitcoin doesn't go to $500,000 by July 2020.
Given that bullshit "alternative currencies" are proliferating like bunnies, there is literally no way that this can happen.*
But all is not lost, John McAfee!:
BBC News - US soldier gets first penis and scrotum transplant.
* - well, it can happen if these people are somehow able to use their existing crypto holdings as security on loans to buy more crypto. And actually, I'd love to see that happen, just to see how much they bleat when they lose more than 100%.