Friday, January 12, 2018

All the Trump news you can Trump


Just popped into Business Insider, and it seems they feel Trump stories are sufficient clickbait:


Business Insider - Botswana asks, 'are we a shithole country?' Dude, if you don't have a Trump tower, you're a shithole country. Russia, on the other hand, is a fantastic country.


Business Insider - Paul Ryan calls Trump's 'shithole' comment 'unfortunate'. Quote:

"I thought about my own family. My family, like a whole lot of people came from Ireland on what they called 'coffin ships' and worked the railroads," Ryan said. "It is a beautiful story of America, and that is a great story. That is the story today, and that is the story we had yesterday, and that is what makes this country so exceptional and unique in the first place."

See, Ryan is what you get when you let fucking Catholics into your country.

He continued: "We've got great friends from Africa in Janesville who are doctors, who are just incredible citizens. And I just think it's important that we celebrate that."

"Some of my friends are black!"


Business Insider - Trump asked if he's a racist at MLK address. The answer? He wouldn't let them touch his money, he leaves that to the Jews. Seriously, you had to ask?


And, of course:

Business Insider - Trump's lawyers paid a porn star $130,000 in hush money. Cuz if you paid her and she's a porn star, then it's okay.


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