Tuesday, July 18, 2017

John McAfee will eat his own dick on national television

Breaking news!:

ibankcoin - John McAfee will eat his own dick on national television.

Unless, of course, bitcoin goes to $500,000 in 3 years, which ha ha, ha ha ha ha, haha ha ha hahaha.

And despite his going flaccid after ten years of meth enemas, he is still an interested party, since his new business venture (ha ha) is a bitcoin miner (haha, ha ha ha, hahaha), which is as close as you can get to an undergraduate-level economics free-entry zero-profit model of a company.

I literally cannot wait for Izabella Kaminska's reaction to this.


  1. Lol.

    I think you don't like him because he's a libertarian and blew the whole Russian hacking thing out of the water.

    That being said, I would love to see this.

    Dude is a legend. His paranoid Belize videos were awesome. Guy can party for years doing drugs and attractive young women then show up for an interview of cyber security and get the better of anyone he is debating.

    1. I don't not like him, I just think he's fucking batshit.

  2. "it will take a rally of monumental proportions to save the penis of John McAfee"

    It reads like something out of a Monty Python sketch, we just need John Cleese reading it in a serious tone at a news desk.