Sunday, December 4, 2016
BREAKING NEWS: OMG ITALY DOOOOOM
OMG BREAKING NEWS
According to Zerohedge, Renzi just lost his referendum, which will mean heightened uncertainty in Italy and imminent Italian banking sector contagion. Because obviously when Renzi lost the referendum, everyone in the country decided to leave their jobs and go home.
As Business Insider adds, ermagerd the Euro has collapsed in thin overnight trade.
Oh also gold went up $10 for a sec but then went back down.
Sorry, Zerohedge, but I think this is going to be faded by morning, and all your stupid typing was for naught. Your fifteen minutes of dooooom will just make you look stupid, yet again, in the long run.
You should maybe concentrate more on your Russian-funded disinformation campaign about western NGOs secretly conspiring to help refugees enter Europe.