Reuters - Lesbian refugee crisis: Pope Francis intervenes. Derp:
The Holy Synod, the ruling body of the Greek Orthodox Church, said in a statement it wanted the pontiff to visit the lesbian island where hundreds of thousands of refugees and migrants have arrived in the past year.
Confirming the visit, a Greek government official said Francis would be accompanied in his lesbian visit by Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras and Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew, spiritual leader of the world's Orthodox Christians.
"The Greek government will welcome Pope Francis and Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew as valuable supporters and friends in the struggle to offer lesbian refugees some relief," the government official said.
Yeah no actually I fiddled with the text a bit; he's just visiting the island of Lesbos to offer support to a bunch of boring hetero dudes.
But at least it gives me an excuse to work Mila Kunis into this post:
and completely off topic