Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Our Daniela makes her mom some jewelry out of barbarous relics
Here's Our Daniela making her mom some gold jewelry last week:
Now, why would anyone make jewelry for their mom out of some barbarous relic, anyway? Gold's worthless, right? Why are we still making things out of it?
I mean, we might as well make our moms some flint tools, right? Or a poncho made out of giant sloth hide. Or maybe get her a few funkily-arranged shrunken heads.
I mean, just look at how this guy works. Remove the blowtorch and the overhead fluorescent lighting and he's basically working as barbarously as the ancient barbarous people who made the first barbarous gold jewelry 6000 barbarous years ago. Barbarously. With barbarity.
Gold's just a barbarous relic, right? Then why do we buy it? Why would anyone give gold to their mom when they can give her something nice and modern like an i-watch or some bitcoins?
Or maybe US Treasury bills?
How long do you think it's going to take before the Chinese realize how barbarous gold is?