Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Finland spanks Russia yet again
BBC - Finland discovers Russian sub in their waters, drops depth charges.
Yup. No holding meetings, no discussion, no idle chit-chat with the UN. Go straight to the depth charges.
After all, it might not be the Russians! It could be invading aliens! Or Cloverfield or Godzilla! Or the Illuminati or Satan or witches!
Best to bomb the fuckers just to be sure. And if it happens to have been a bunch of drunk Russkies out on a joyride? Well, they were supposedly grownups, they knew where the borders are, and it's not like it would be the first time Finland spanked the Russkies' sorry asses.