Thursday, March 26, 2015

Union Pacific, whitey? SERIOUSLY?


The last time the world's greatest ever railway* was trading this low, Ebola was threatening to kill all Americans by making them poop out their own liquefied and bloody intestines to teh deaths omg buy gold.


It got better.

* - by which I mean that if you just bought UNP in 2000, and then went away for 15 years and lived your life, you'd have made a 1200% gain plus dividends. In fact, the dividends alone are today yielding 25% on UNP's Y2K purchase price. You fucking tool. God, you're such a fucking tool. How can you be such a fucking tool?

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