Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Special Xmas eve drinking video: Shane MacGowan and Kirsty MacColl wish you a happy Xmas
You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, happy Christmas yer arsehole, thank God it's our last:
True story: The Chieftains once drank the Pogues under the table like a bunch of little boys. Well, at least once, and purposefully.
Another true story: Shane MacGowan's still not dead yet. Seriously. The number of times the fecker almost died and he's still around. I remember back when Melody Maker reported he'd fallen out of the band van (drunk) and was in hospital in a coma from a skull fracture. Fecker seems to have walked that off pretty well. Eat your heart out Keith Richards yer feckin' amateur.
Another true story: I'm going to beat both the feckers today. Happy Christmas yer arseholes, I've got me a liquor cellar to empty.