"It will take a rally of monumental proportions to save the penis of John McAfee" - Zerohedge, 2017
At least they acknowledged dinosaurs. I once had some door to door loons try to convince there was no such thing as dinosaurs because they were not in the bible.
I think your last sentence is wrong. With that kind of youth the REAL money will be made by those with a Career in the Church. You know, like 1000 years ago!!
I named my pet dinosaur Jesus H. Christ. He shoots lightnin' bolts outta his eyes at the non-believers!