Wednesday, June 11, 2014
World Cup opinions
IKN will lurve this:
Japan thinks that England plays the second-most beautiful soccer, which just goes to show you that raw seafood really does inflict you with brain parasites.
Argentina is the only country that thinks Argentina will win, which puts them up with the USA in the running for "most self-centred country". Do they think Messi will single-handedly win every game for them? Oh, and they're also rooting against England, probably because of that whole Falkland Islands thing.
Russians think they have a chance to win the World Cup, which is yet more proof that they're living in a meticulously-constructed fantasy world.
Greece is rooting against Germany; Spain is also rooting against Germany. Which is obvious considering which EU country maliciously destroyed their economies after spending the last ten years growing rich off of them. Speaking of which, I'll bet Spain beats Germany if they meet. Emotion has to count for something; also, German minds fall to pieces when tormented by subconscious guilt. Any takers?
at 10:07 AM