Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Predicting tonight's dumbass BI headlines


Tonight's dumbass BI headline will read:

US MARKETS PLUNGE ON

(choose one: be warned, links go to idiots)

1. VIRGINIA GOP PRIMARY SHOCKER
2. IRAQI UNREST
3. YUAN WEAKENING
4. EUROPEAN CAB DRIVER PROTEST
5. US COMMERCIAL LOAN PLUNGE
6. FOMC THREAT
7. FEAR OF UPCOMING DEBT CEILING FIGHT
8. EU APPLE TAX PROBE
9. UK UNEMPLOYMENT DROP
10. ANTICIPATION OF WORLD CUP START

Tonight's headline will not read:

US MARKETS PLUNGE BECAUSE THEY WERE OVERBOUGHT YOU DUMBASS



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