Friday, March 7, 2014
SCIENTISTS INVENT MACHINE THAT CAN GIVE A WOMAN AN ORGASM AT THE PUSH OF A BUTTON: here's what you need to know
The Daily Mail, your one-stop source for science news - scientists build orgasm machine for women that delivers a climax at the push of a button. Article helpfully includes illustrations of what an orgasm and a pushbutton might look like.
No, they're not referring to the ATM.
No men aren't now obsolete, but we'll probably be killing a lot more spiders.
Yes, you should buy stock in Realdoll.
Blah blah blah, various further one-line responses, everybody laughs, roll on snare drum, curtains.