Friday, March 28, 2014

SCIENTISTS CREATE A QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT ACROSS 103 DIMENSIONS: here's what you need to know before the coming of Cthulhu and Shub-Niggurath

Science Daily - scientists create a quantum entanglement across 103 dimensions. Apparently, they can't even explain what "across 103 dimensions" means, but I think we can hazard a guess.

It's very likely that at least one of those 103 other dimensions contains some eternal race of super-evolved (and thus, obviously, super-eeevil) beings who, having noticed our childlike first piddlings into the swimming pool of the multiverse, are now preparing to attack us from across the trans-dimensional rift.

Our universe is not only doomed, it is transdoomed.

Thankfully, us goldbugs have nothing to worry about. After all, we own gold for precisely these sorts of situations. Right? I mean, if reality itself is ripped apart and cast asunder by an invasion of beings of unutterable horror, replaced instead by some inconceivable madness whose very being offends not only sanity but logic and mathematics, then what's your stupid fiat currency going to be worth, huh?


And don't get me started about bitcoins. Good luck accessing that bitcoin wallet after 1+1 becomes 3, bitch!

I have to go stock up on canned goods now. Nummy nummy Habitant pea soup. For when Yog-Sothoth attacks.

1 comment:

  1. Personally I am going to stock up on Ativan.