Sunday, March 9, 2014
MISSISSIPPI FATTEST STATE, DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME WILL KILL YOU, THONG-WEARING THIEF STEALS BATMAN COSTUME: here's what you need to know
Here's your Joey The Weasel clickwhore headlines of the day. Maybe I'll make this a regular feature for every Sunday?
Fox News - Mississippi is a state of big fat fatties.
Chicago Tribune - daylight saving time will kill you and everyone you love.
New York Daily News - thong-wearing thief steals Batman costume.
This is why we buy gold, people!