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Sunday, March 16, 2014
MILEY CYRUS GETS SAD KITTY TATTOO ON INSIDE LIP: here's what you need to know
Here's your weekend news roundup courtesy of the Business Snider Headline Generation Program:
Huffington Post - did Miley Cyrus tattoo her inner lip with a sad yellow kitty? God, don't you hate it when journalists make a headline into a question? Come on, HuffPo! Get your fact-checker to find out if she did, and then publish your stupid article. Or is fact-checking too commie for Arianna?
CTV News - Miley Cyrus shows off 'sad kitty' tattoo on inside of her lip. CTV News does better, and yet they do it in a boring way.
US Weekly - Miley Cyrus gets "sad kitty" tattoo on inner lip: picture. US Weekly does even better: they let you know in the headline that they have a picture.
Daily Mail - Miley Cyrus rolls a suspicious-looking cigarette as she reveals new 'sad kitty' tattoo on inside of her lip. And the Mail wins the contest, yet again; the "sad kitty tattooed on her lip" angle is old, let's add something spicy!
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I can't wait til Miley grows up to be Lindsay Lohan.
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