Wednesday, March 12, 2014

LINDSAY LOHAN'S "CELEBRITY FUCK LIST" MIGHT INCLUDE ASHTON KUTCHER! WAKE UP MILA! - here's what you need to know


Gawker - Lindsay Lohan's celebrity fuck list published.

OK, I lied, Mila: the list that was released doesn't have Ashton Kutcher's name on it. Or if it is on, it's been censored. For the time being.

But god, Mila - do the math!

1. The censored version has Heath Ledger, Lukas Haas, Joaquin Phoenix, Justin Timberlake and Colin Farrell.

2. The names that were blacked out are names of people who are in relationships. You know who's in a relationship? Ashton.

3. Demi Moore already warned you that Ashton will cheat on you. Once a cheat, always a cheat!

4. If his dick touched Lindsay Lohan...?

Don't get played, Mila! I still want to be able to respect you!


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