Tuesday, March 18, 2014
COURTNEY LOVE SOLVES MYSTERY OF MISSING MALAYSIAN PLANE: here's what you need to know
Gigwise - has Courtney Love solved the missing Malaysian plane mystery? Presenting a headline with subject material like this in the form of a question demands a punchline, no?
So, here are some highly inappropriate punchlines after the break. Don't click through if you don't like inappropriate things.
I mean it, don't click through.
Apparently she shot the pilots in the face.
If anyone would know about hundreds of scared screaming strangers going down on something they were forced to and ending up covered in brackish brown fluid and oils... It would be Courtney.
No, I kid. We all know the jetliner is at the bottom of the ocean. Right next to her career.