Thursday, January 30, 2014
If you're a hairy diabetic smoker with stomach cramps, blame your Neanderthal genes
The Daily Fail - Are you a hairy diabetic who smokes and suffers from stomach cramps? Your Neanderthal ancestry is to blame!
Of course there's the caveat that one should never get their science news from the Daily Mail, unless of course one is studying topics like hot female schoolteachers banging their students.
But I like this, because now when my asshole doctor starts blaming me for smoking, stomach problems and my familial tendency for type 2 diabetes, I'll just shout "why are you such a fucking racist? What do you have against Neanderthals?"
(It's funny cos he's black)