Wednesday, January 8, 2014


If the former Canadian Minister of Defense thinks there's aliens, then there must be aliens!

Yahoo - aliens miffed at earth's warmongering ways.
Vice - Paul Hellyer, earth's highest-ranking alien believer.
IBTimes - aliens look just like us, says Paul Hellyer.
Toronto Star - Hellyer defends aliens after Stephen Hawking's warning.

And here's the big one:

Russia Today, which you know you can trust because they've got Max Keiser* - if we down at least one UFO we'll be facing interstellar war.


If there were only some way to ensure our survival when the aliens reveal themselves and the interstellar war begins.

Some sort of... I dunno, something that retains value even as financial systems collapse.

A yellow metal, perhaps?

Fuck, I was gonna throw anther $5500 into my TFSA this month, but now I really wanna go downtown and buy myself eight half-ounce maples instead.

Just in case.

Oh and some more guns and ammo.

* - after all, if Gary Tanashian trusts Max Keiser, why shouldn't you?

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