"It will take a rally of monumental proportions to save the penis of John McAfee" - Zerohedge, 2017
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Today I was clearing fallen trees from the backyard and truly came within a half-inch of getting an eye impaled on a branch. Thankfully my massive Cro-Magnon brow-ridge took most of the hit, so all I have now is a bad case of boxer's eye.
That's the second time I almost lost an eye, btw.
The first time was 30 years ago, so I guess by all the rules of Technical Analysis I should really watch out in 2043, right?