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Sunday, October 27, 2013

The stunning Brazilian corruption scandal that just doesn't stop stunning


The guy who normally covers LatAm corruption is apparently off somewhere biting the heads off cuddly rodents today, so it falls to me to bring this shocking story of bribery and double-dealing to your attention:

Daily Mail - Brazil's Miss Bumbum competition rocked by allegations of bribery after rivals accuse contestants of paying judges.

Here, let me quote the entire article for you:



Wait, that's not it.

Here, here it is:



No, that's not it either.

It's proving hard to ctrl-c ctrl-v with just one hand.

Man, though, Miss Rio (0:51-) sure is a little fireplug, eh?



Wait, no, that's not it either. Aw, screw it.

Anyway, Miss Roraima (0:59-) is the clear winner if you're judging by face. Which I guess they're not. But if I were in the market for a Brazilian woman with a large round butt, she'd be my choice. Though Miss Rio seems to have a really exciting personality, which I also assume doesn't earn her any points in a Miss Bumbum competition.

The chick who bribed the judges looks like Michael Jackson ate her nose.

Then again, I guess she didn't need a nose to compete in Miss Bumbum 2013 either.

Oh, the strange ways of foreign nations!


1 comment:

  1. If they could start exporting Brazilian ass as a commodity, they could their economy right out of the doldrums.

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