Wednesday, October 30, 2013
9. Werner Heisenberg is driving down the highway one day when he was pulled over by a cop.
The cop gets him to roll down the window and says "sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says "No, but I know precisely where I am."
The cop says "Well, you were going exactly 105 miles an hour!"
Heisenberg throws up his hands and says "Oh, thanks! Now I'm lost!"