Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Joke #4 - a two-parter

4a. A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.

4b. The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.

“Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Buddhist monk.

The vendor replied, “Change must come from within.”

1 comment:

  1. Just tell me who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong, and I'll die a happy man.