Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Joke #4 - a two-parter
4a. A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.
4b. The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
“Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Buddhist monk.
The vendor replied, “Change must come from within.”