Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Joke #16: we just can't stop with the nuns

16. Four nuns died into a car wreck, and are now standing before the pearly gates.

St. Peter asks them each if they have any final confessions before being judged.

The 1st says, "I once saw a man's penis."  St. Peter told her, "Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and you hall be absolved."

The 2nd says, "I once touched a man's penis."  St. Peter tells her to wash her hands in the font of holy water and she will be absolved.

The 4th one then cuts in front of the 3rd and asks, "Can I rinse out my mouth before she has to sit in that water?"

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