Saturday, October 26, 2013
That loony in Peru is all about some soccer player named Filthy Sanchez scoring a goal by kicking it over the goalie.
So here are some real goals:
Jagr was a flashy player, and he scored flashy goals, and he always enjoyed rubbing the other team's face in it. But there's still nobody better than Mario Lemieux:
Lemieux literally transcended everyone on the ice. Everyone always looks asleep when he scores; he doesn't even have to move, the puck just launches off his stick into the net.
Meanwhile someone kicks a sissy ball over a goalie and gets lauded for it.