Here Otto, let me fix that for you

Let me fix that for you:

A German, a Greek, a Portuguese and an Irishman go into a bar. The German pays, because he owns the Greek, Portuguese and Irishmen's homes and has been charging them insanely high rent for years anyway, and the German even has the balls to whine and complain about the situation and especially how they're still trying to make him feel guilty for when he murdered six million Jews and thirty million Soviets and bombed Europe into the stone age and terrorized women and children with his insane racial superiority complex.

But he doesn't dare complain about paying the Spaniard's way, because the Spaniard has figured out all he has to do is threaten to leave the arrangement and Deutschebank will collapse, destroying the German economy forever.
Also, Germans are cunts.